Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Stunning without Makeup

Jennifer Aniston goes one day without makeup and it makes national news. She's stunning without it, the Huffington Post says. Stunning? Really? Have the dictionarions changed the definition of "stunning" and not told me? While having some difficulty with that word attached to Jenni Jenn Jen's face,  I Googled it and this is what I found: 1. Causing or capable of causing emotional shock or loss of consciousness. 2. Of a strikingly attractive appearance. 3. Impressive as in giving a stunning performance.

Okay! I was wrong!  Miss Aniston's squeaky-clean face is strikingly attractive, and YES, considering what our society focuses on and deems important these days, I guess it is newsworthy.

I went without makeup this morning just to test the "stunning" definition in my tiny little world on Cowee Mountain, and it worked. "Tom? Tom? Are you okay? Wiggle your toes if you can hear me."  Move over, Jen. I'm stunning without makeup, too.

Caution: Viewing this may cause
 emotional shock or loss of consciousness.


FYI, the clothespins work very well on chicken-waddle necks and droopy jowls, but it's best to not wear them in public, unless you want stunning reactions.

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