Royal Orville

So here's the man who has created so much upheaval in our family: Royal Orville from the hills and hollers of West Virginia. He's dark and often mistaken for African American, but he is American Indian, Cherokee actually. But he's only part Cherokee. Which part I don't know, but somewhere way, way back there an Indian and a Caucasian did the nasty-nasty and had a baby. Not that "way, way back there" matters, though, because if he has an ounce of Indian blood in him, he can't marry into the Irish McCloud family.

As you know, the Irish are by far the finest examples of humans that God has ever created, and because of that they have always been treated with the utmost respect. They have never been looked down on and considered lower class.  In fact, because of their superiority, they are the only people who can judge others and be justified in doing so. The family will have to gather force and intervene. Louise cannot marry this guy.

What was that? Oh no! He has three children, too??

His: Helen, Ivan, and Dean  

Hers: Judy and Carol Louise

Uh, oh! Why is Dean looking at Judy like that?