Trump is Going to Make America Great Again

Note: After reading the following, please delete it.  If Trump gets wind of this little old lady in North Carolina speaking unfavorably of him, there could be a lawsuit in my future. On second thought, never mind. You don't have to delete it. I'll just use "dementia" as my defense. Trump who?

The problem with America is Washington is full of idiots. No one knows what they are doing there. Politicians lie out their teeth!  Nothing is working right. Everything is broken. 

Trump is telling it like it is, and it's the truth for a change. He's saying what has needed to be said for a long, long time. You know those Washington politicians will say anything to get elected, so they can't be trusted. And besides, everything that is wrong with this great country of ours is their fault. Got it? Good. Because this is what you need to believe before we go any further down this "Gonna Make America Great Again" road.

How about some anger now? Let me hear it. Go ahead. You can vent with me.

"IRELAND IS SENDING ALL THEIR CRIMINALS AND RAPISTS OVER HERE! SEND'EM ALL BACK ON STRETCHERS! REMEMBER THE GOOD OLE DAYS WHEN YOU COULD JUST PUNCH PEOPLE WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES?"

Oh, hold on now! Don't you mean the Mexicans?

'NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT THOSE LAZY, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING IRISH PEOPLE WHO CAME OVER ON THE BOAT IN THE 1840'S. I'D LIKE TO PUNCH'EM IN THEIR FACES. SEND'EM BACK. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE ITALIANS; THEY STINK, YA KNOW. IT'S THE GARLIC. GIT'EM OUTTA HERE!"

Well, okay then. Let's move on. Let's talk about fixing the problems that are plaguing America right now.

"CANADA  IS SENDING ALL THEIR KILLER WHALES TO CALIFORNIA AND WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL ALONG THE  COAST TO KEEP'EM OUT AND MEXICO IS GONNA PAY FOR THE WALL. AND WHEN THAT'S DONE, WE ARE GONNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN."

That's it? That's all you have? What about Obamacare?

'OH, IT'S OUTTA HERE TWO  MINUTES AFTER TRUMP TAKES A DUMP IN THE WHITE HOUSE. AND WHEN HE'S DONE WITH THE DUMP, WE'RE GONNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

What about all the jobs that have been lost to overseas locations.

"OH, THEY'RE NOT LOST ANYMORE. WE FOUND'EM. THEY'RE OVERSEAS. DID I MENTION WE'RE GONNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN?"

What about foreign policy? How will America, under the leadership of Trump, deal with challenges around the world.

'OH, THAT'S EASY! WE'LL JUST WIPE'EM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! AND WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH THAT, WE'RE GONNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN."

Wow! That seems severe. Aren't there any other options?

"OH, YEAH! WE HAVE LOTS OF OPTIONS TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. WE'LL TELL YA LATER AFTER TRUMP IS PRESIDENT. HE'S BUSY RIGHT NOW SHOWING HIS VERY LARGE HANDS TO THE PRESS, WHO HE HATES BECAUSE THEY ARE SLIME, SCUM, HORRIBLE PEOPLE, TOTALLY DISHONEST PEOPLE AND SLEAZE BAGS.

Trump is too busy to tell the people specifically how he plans to make America great again? What about substantive details that people can get their arms around?

"LIKE I SAID. HE'S BUSY! ALRIGHT!! SPEAKIN' A GETTIN' ARMS AROUND SOMETHIN' I GOTTA GO NOW. I GOTTA GET MY ARMS AROUND A TRUMP PROTESTER AT A TRUMP BRAWL.

Okay. Thanks for helping me understand how Trump is going to make America great again.