Friday, February 14, 2014

Valentine's Day

It is on this day, February 14th, that we are expected to do something special for that special someone in our lives. The expectations don't come from everyone you love, though. I'm just talking about who you share your bed with. No, not Fido. That would be wrong and if caught you might be expected to do something special for Big Bubba every Valentine's Day for the next ten to twenty-five years.

If you think about it, love has nothing to do with Valentine's Day. It's all about sex, money and expectations, but not necessarily in that order. It just depends. For my bed partner, it's about expectations, sex, and money.  If he expects to have sex with his valentine, then he has to spend money. As for me, with this nagging headache that just won't go away, I haven't been able to go to the store, so...

If you think about it, and trust me I have, Valentine's Day is a very special day indeed.

Thanks for the chocolates and the one and half hour massage gift card, Sweetheart.

Here...I made you a card.



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